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Introduction
I have invented a cure for apathy but no one cares. I have the largest member on the planet Saturn. I can lick my eyebrows and do push-ups with my tongue. Ok, maybe that one isn't true but that hasn't stopped me from trying.
I'm a funny guy and I like making people laugh. I've discovered that there is a body part in females that once the laughter hits a certain level of intensity it connects directly to the clitoris. I haven't found it yet but once I do I'm going to get a Nobel prize.
By the way, if your profile has a list of demands ("must be this must be that"), someone really needs to tell you this.... It looks incredibly unattractive and the only people you're going to get are ones that you can control. So please, hit the back button on this profile for me, would you? 👊
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Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups |